50shadesofacceptance:

perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

What if someone got a unisex name and they spend years running into the opposite sex with this name and then one day they meet someone the same sex as them with the name and they’re just like “oh”

(via shmexxii)

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via partofyourexistence)


ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

(via maybeokay-will-be-our-always)

"and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."
- Laura Elizabeth Ross  (via slutstatus)

(Source: lauraelizabethross, via jooooy1028)



otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

i laughed way too hard at this

(via themixedcadet)

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via maybeokay-will-be-our-always)

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via l3ltch)